I forgot I even existed until someone woke me up this morning.
I think I was in purgatory or somethin' while I was asleep.
That's what said...
Maybe she knows something I don't....

WAIT
I have to change this because, well... T_T
I forgot to mention I saw Paranormal Activity and I have to say "What the hell?"
It should have been titled: "Finding what Ghost Hunters *wished* they could find". Oh but wait. Ghost Hunters are looking for ghosts, not demons. Sorry, I forgot. T_T
Like it matters. If the spirit/demon is violent, it's violent. If it wants to kick your ass, then it will think angry angry thoughts in your general direction.
On the jump factor scale... eh, I dunno, I'd give it, on average, a 6. It made me jump, but it didn't make me *jump*. Jolt sounds like a better term. The movie didn't make me jump and throw the popcorn I didn't have, everywhere. It was just kinda like: "Oh! Ya got me there. Ya really got me."
I can't believe people walked out of that theater.
And you never find out why that demon even wanted her. Or why the fucker burned her old house down. Or what the message on the Ouija board even meant.
It wasn't that big a deal.

And apparently the Snuggie gives you the ability to juggle apples.